A= Avery M=Mom D=Dad
M: You are so goofy!
A: No, I not goofy! I Minnie, you Pluto!
A: I just love Pierson’s cheeks!
M: What happened? You ok?
A: Yes, I ok. I not crying!
Driving through a parking lot.
A: Watch old grandpa…
to the (old) man crossing the street.
While opening a birthday gift.
A: I love Santa, he give gives me good gifts.
Walking through the mall with flip flops on;
A: These shoes are driving me nuts!
Dan is holding Avery
A: Saw “aww” papa.
A: I see spiders.
D: What are you going to do with them?
A: I put them in my spider bag…
Then checked his eyes, ears and hair for spiders. The next morning, Dan had a bug in his eye, and she immediatly said she forgot it and would put it in her spider bag.
A: Mama what are you going to turn into?
M: (having no idea) A panda?
A: No, you’re a catterpillar!
M: Oh, a colorful butterfly.
A: First got make your cocoon!
Driving home in the car.
A: You smell that?
M: Yeah, what is it? (thinking she’ll say she farting…)
A: Not me. It’s a skunk… pooping!